COUNT--->3

Go through these series of buzzes on GOOGLE BUZZ...I never found a kibitz funnier...

kaanv..kaanv.. :)

(for security purpose I am replacing the names with letters... I don't want to have my feathers cut down for carrying out the mockery... :D)


S - Today me saw a snake crossing the road.... and it was EWWWWWWWW!!!!!

D - dont tell me that u actually stood there and did ... EWWWWWWW !!!! ... :P :

P - Poor snake must been embarrassed by your "EWWWWWWWW!!!!!" :P

S - No D... i did not stand there and did ewwww!!.... me was in my car... and when i realised there was a snake.... i got shivers!!... it was really yuckkk!!!

P.. u should have seen the way the snake was moving.... it was all shiny and so alive.... yuck yuck yuck!!!!

P - Where was it? did it cross ur path? if so, then which direction? left to right or right to left?

S- It was on the hill... near "apna ghar" in merces....yes... it crossed my path... don't tell me it's bad luck... it crossed from left to right.... maybe it's good look... cause last few days some good things happened ;)

P- Yes it is good luck!!! :) left to right is good luck..right to left is ur enemies r planning a trap for u..n if its left to right..let it cross completely..otherwise if right to left..try to cross it before it crosses ur way ;)

D - wat in the holy world was all that ... guys its an ordinary snake ... may be in a hurry to go somewhere .. may a date or something ... or going home to his/her wife/husband :P :P .... so just relax ... :P :D

S- Thanks P!!... yeah... maybe it is coincidence... but last few days... my luck is quite good :)... but i cut his way.... even now...if i would see a snake again.. i don't think i have the guts to make it cross my path fully.... i find it toooo freakkyyyy...

D... maybe on his way ... he just wanted to bring me luck... me a good girl after all :P

D- S ... sweetheart ... GROW UP !!! ... there is no way that an animal can bring any form of luck to you ... that poor thing needs luck in the first place .... so that it can cross the road by not comming under ur car wheels !!! :P





kaanv...kaanv...hic...hic....kaanv...kaanv...

wasn't it funny...

now i fly for the day...:)

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I overheard a few middle aged males discussing about the increasing number of white hairs on their bald...

MALE 1: I have started using "mehandi" (myrtle). It is better than the usual dye. It reddens the white hair and improves the texture of black hairs. Why to use dye, I do not want to look like a 12 year old kid now. (as if coloring his hair will disguise his elderly looks too!! kaanv... kaanv.. )

MALE 2: I heard we have to use coffee in order to increase the efficiency of myrtle mixture.

MALE 3: Use anything with it. Better to use the acid of a used battery. That will give a permanent and long lasting effect.

everyone burst into laughter when...

MALE 3: Even if you keep on rubbing your fingers, they will also become black... so making something black is not a big deal...

(I know that was out of context talk but then it was funny...wasn't it?)



kaanv... kaanv.... :D

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Some days back, one of my cousins called up(my Papa remains extremely agonized by his ways and being).

BHAIYA (cousin): "soche bahut din ho gaya to khabar le lein."
(Its long time since I received news about you all)


PAPA (extremely irritated) : "kaun se haanth se loge?"
(Which hand will you use to receive/take the news?)




kaanv kaanv.... :D